
Actual headline from today: “’Ugly’ Chavez among Venezuela's Sexiest Men”
The point of the article is that some Venezuelans actually find their president attractive even, as our ace reporter is quick to point out, he’s got a “large nose, protruding lips, forehead mole and [a] gap in his front teeth.” No mention of his kinky hair, killer instincts or foot-long cock, tho. Bloomberg’s got standards, y'know.
UPDATE: That should read "Reuters", not "Bloomberg." My bad.
