OMG the teenage son of the Venezuelan Ambassador to the United States was found hanging from a tree at his Maryland prep school and at first it they thought it had to do with all the “political turmoil” back home or maybe “Venezuelan brittle bone syndrome” but then it turned out that his girlfriend and his girlfriend’s guy friend were trying to blackmail him with a sex tape they’d made and he was going to report them to the school so they drugged him and made it look like a suicide!
I mean it didn’t happen for reals but it was on a two-year-old episode of Bones that re-ran on the teevee this week. And I’m totally going to have to work that phrase into conversation.
