With all this talk of the FARC in the papers lately you may have forgotten that Colombia’s right wing paramilitaries are also listed as a terrorist organization by the United States. Well maybe “forgotten” is not the right word and “told they no longer exist” may be more accurate, considering that today our dumbass president told Americans, again, that the paramilitaries had “demobilized,” which is to say they “changed their name to get off that list.”
Anyway two weeks ago a million people marched in Bogota and around the world to protest all those poor fuckers who’ve been killed by the Colombian government and those nonexistent paramilitaries. A million people. Naturally you didn’t read about it in the U.S. because nobody covered it, even though the marchers came up with the best chant ever uttered by a human being ever: “Uribe, Gonorrea - La Gente esta con Correa!” Nicely put.
Sadly our patriotic press corps also didn’t cover the follow-up part where march organizers got murdered one by one, which prompted a stern finger wagging (in Spanish) by the United Nations and not much else because we’ve got a trade deal to pass or else socialized health care will win.
