Attention dummies! Do you find it hard keeping all those Mexican speaking countries straight? Is it hurting your career because you are a foreign correspondent who has to write semi-plausible stories about Latin America for a living? Well you’re in luck because finally, inexplicably, the Associated Press has published a handy cheat sheet for retards like you! For instance:
> Peru is: center-right, sometimes feuds with Chavez
> Nicaragua is: leftist, often denounces U.S. influence, but welcomes U.S. aid.
> Guatemala: center-left, close historic ties with U.S. since we killed off all their poor people and political dissidents.
(Emphasis added). Like the BoRev operative who found this said, “I think i will laminate this and keep it in my wallet,” and so should you!
