In case your wallet is not already overstuffed with trite, laminated ways to tell one sector of our backyard apart from the other, today the Los Angeles Times publishes its own stupid people’s guide to America’s Latin Quarter.
Highlights: Macho President Michelle Bachelet makes Chile a “firm U.S. friend.”
Lowlights: Pussy Bolindian Evo Morales is always whining because “the U.S. plots to remove him from office.”
Dumb-lights: The Times lists Rafael Correa as “Harvard-trained” because we did the other day by mistake, only we corrected it.
Ha-ha-lights: We’re now at 9 leftist countries versus, like, Machu Picchu and Bomb-bombzaland.
Haw-haw-haw-lights: Colombia is called “center-right.”
