Wow. I never thought I’d be saying this but here goes… Congratulations President Uribe! Reuters is reporting that you just secured the release of famous FARC hostage Ingrid Bentancourt. Seriously dude, I’ve always thought you were sort of a dick but I think we can all agree that the most important thing here is the safe return of the hostages (especially the French one and the three Americans!) So, really, man. Good on you. That’s huge, great news. But wait. I’m reading down here and oh my God…
Some analysts questioned why Uribe would make public such a delicate negotiation. "It seems contradictory, announcing this makes it less likely to happen," said Pablo Casas at the Security and Democracy think tank in Bogota. "If there is a FARC front holding Betancourt, everyone in the FARC knows which front that is, and they would take countersecurity measures."Sweet Jesus you really are the biggest asshole the world has ever seen, aren’t you?
