Now that Hillary has dropped out of the race (Kidding! She’ll never go away!) it is time to reveal the horrifying truth about the Obama campaign. It turns out that America’s first Muslim president is not backed financially by communist Venezuelan petro-dollars after all. Tragically, this was all just a dumb urban legend spread by the internets, and bitter, gullible, elitists like you believed it. But now the terrible rumor has been completely debunked, officially and forever, by Snopes:
The revelation that a foreign leader was funding a U.S. presidential candidate's campaign would be explosive news in any case, but even more so if the leader providing the funding were as controversial a figure as Hugo Chávez. In this case, however, someone has apparently confused Hugo Chávez, the current president of Venezuela, with the late Che Guevara, the Argentine-born Marxist revolutionary.So there you have it, suckers. This whole campaign has been planned and funded by Che. Although I think Mao may have helped a little, with the art.
