Hello! Are you a Hannity-loving Christian soldier dead-ender douchenozzle looking for the latest boycott fad? Then you will be thrilled to hear that Venezuela has decided to market its “aromatic caffeinate directly to North Americans - using Venezuelan-owned Citgo local gas stations and convenience stores as a distribution network.”
But before you break out your adorably misspelled anti-Commie protest signs, you should know that Venezuela makes a halfway decent cup. As one New England coffee fan told the Philadelphia Enquirer, "I think it's better than Colombian." Ha ha and then he was shot THE END.
