By Revolter
Remember Maria "Lorena" Telpuk? Of course you do. The Playboy pinup "Argentine customs official" is in Miami this week to testify!
The trial had already gotten 50% sexy when the defense alleged that the married Antonini had been boning Vicky Bereziuk, the smokin' hot government secretary (pictured!) who had invited him on board the flight from Caracas to Buenos Aires in the first place. And now Lorena's coming to town to dispute his story, and the ladies are already embroiled in a hilarious public catfight!
This will all get sleazier before it's over, so click here to bone up on the case history, or join after the jump, for a full frontal look ahead!
In case you hadn't guessed, Lorena Telpuk will be called by the defense to further shred Guido's credibility. Antonini has testified that he took responsibility for the $800K suitcase only after being pressured by customs, but Telpuk has consistently told investigators that he claimed the bag right off the bat, saying it was filled with books. Because like he reads.
She will also cast serious doubt on Antonini's testimony that there was a second suitcase, filled with $4.2 million, on the plane. Telpuk has already sworn, in an Argentine courtroom, that she was the one that scanned all of the plane's luggage.
It's looking more and more like the government's star witness is basically a fat, cheating, perjuring, goomba huckster. But that's just my opinion. Don't forget to take the poll to give us yours!
Comments (1)
Now, I wonder...was he boinking that secretary in order to get on the plane in an attempt to frame up Chavecito? Survey sez...YES!!!
(He probably offered her a ride in his Hummer, too. That's how I bet he got into her pants.)
Posted by QueenBina
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September 30, 2008 11:54 PM
Posted on September 30, 2008 23:54