Well the caption contest has been a huge success, in the sense that we've received 18 million entries in the past few days. I've had to narrow the winners down to the ones that actually made any sense. So without further ado, find out if you lost...
So this hilarious "winning" entry comes from "Dan." Congratulations, "Dan," you are the Miss Wasilla of dumb captions!
Get it? Because even psychotic killing machines understand how nutty it is that it's come to this! Congratulations "Dan," we have all been Punk'd this year, by life!
First Runner Up:
Ha, ha. Thanks "Tina." I think the answer to the question, though, is "2001." Anyway if for whatever reason Miss Wasilla should be captured by paramilitaries, tortured, killed, dressed up like a guerrilla fighter and dumped in a mass grave, the crown is yours, kid! Cross your fingers.
Second Runner Up:
Otto edges out the competition for sheer randomness, and for actually doing a talk-balloon thingy.
Third Runner Up:
It's funny because it also makes you want to cry. Way to go, Justin.
Honorable Mentions It's all very New Yorker.
Hardy hars. Nice work peoples. Keep your day jobs.
