After Colombia, the Bush Administration's only ally in South America is Peru, so naturally President Alan Garcia has roughly the lowest approval ratings on the planet. Last week they were holding steady at a comical 15 percent, but then a dumb scandal broke, which involved oil and bribery and no sex, and now Garcia has fired his entire cabinet and replaced it with Communism, so now everyone should be happy. The End.
PS: Oh shit the Shining Path is back.
