- Often-quoted Venezuelan professor Francisco Rodriguez is actually sort of a moron.
- University of Houston history professor looks at US policy on Venezuela and is like grow up, people.
- World's Greatest Democracy "Colombia" has started to round up human rights activists, because hey why not.
- Also they declared a nationwide state of emergency to crack down on, uh, pyramid schemes.
- Bina Becker is one funny potty-mouthed motherfucker.
- The tragic appointment of the terrible, terrible Greg Craig results in a funny headline, at least.
