- Once a former worldwide empire, this island-nation "England" has turned to New World powerhouse "Venezuela" to teach it how to educate children.
- In upcoming regional elections, this popular Hugo Chavez person is hoping that his favored candidates win, because that's what dictators do, "hope."
- The editorial board of the Washington Post is begging Barack Obama not to meet with Chavez, because who the hell knows why?
- Evo Morales' phone has been bugged by the Bush Administration.
- Oh here watch the white Bolivians yell terrible things at the brown Bolivians, in Washington.
