Under George W. Bush the nation's highest civilian "honor" is awarded each year to the worlds' most spectacular fuckups. Past honorees famously include 9/11 intelligence failure George Tenet, green zone emperor-czar Paul Bremer, and the literal loser of the entire Iraq War (not counting the Iraqis!), Gen. Tommy Franks. Tough acts to follow, right? This year, obviously, the award is going to Colombian President Alvaro Uribe, for the impressive job he's done losing the war on drugs while simultaneously massacring his own people and draining the US treasury of 16 kajillion taxpayer dollars annually, in a recession. Well played, sir.
Other "winners" this year include notable screwups Tony Blair and John Howard, two disgraced former world leaders now living in quiet, alcohol-fueled obscurity in their respective homelands due to their entanglements with the Bush Administration. Maybe this award will help! Ha ha.
Comments (2)
Maybe it's because Alvaro got him all his coke for free. Medal of "Free-dum", heh heh.
Posted by Greengeeta
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January 6, 2009 1:33 PM
Posted on January 6, 2009 13:33
Hey Alvaro, you have a little bit of Epic Fail on your tie!
Posted by QueenBina
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January 5, 2009 10:08 PM
Posted on January 5, 2009 22:08