Say, who's this douchely dressed fellow? Why it's Gerry Pasciucco, the former vice chairman of Morgan Stanley and current head of AIG's Financial Products unit! Apparently our entire financial system has all been an elaborate ruse, set up by... the Masons, maybe?...to undermine our faith in Capitalism forever, hoo-ray! It took many decades, but the modern US citizen is finally clamoring for bank nationalization, and state control over the means of production is so now.
Well played, comrade Wall Street, well played.