Meet Ireland's Sexy Media Skinhead Superstar!
Here's Michael Dwyer, fleshy dead darling of the Irish press corps. According to media accounts, Dwyer was a gentle soul, a loving son, and a naïve dreamer. His only crime? Plotting to overthrow the Bolivian government, kill its president and turn the Amazon into humid hotbed of sweaty Eurotrash gun chubs, is that so wrong?
Sigh. Who's got time/patience to keep up with all this crap? Not us, so thank Jeebus other people are, let's see...
- Otto's got the photos: hot, throbbing shirtless Nazi gun porn.
- El Gaviero's got the (Spanish only) cell-phone video recordings of the douchey plot to blow up Evo.
- Bina connects the dots to local Bolivian skinheads plus a nearly-nude photo of their fat hairy ringleader (you know you want it).
I think my favorite story of all came this morning, after the Bolivians released a damning trove of video and photo evidence against him. The Irish Independent griped that they should've waited till after the funeral to solve the crime. So civilized, the Irish.