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At Last! Washington Post Finds Answer to US-Cuba Problemz

Pretty Unicorn!Have you noticed that relations between Cuba and the United States have been sort of crap for the past 50 years? Well GOOD NEWS because it's all going to change now, forever!

Get this: Cuba has discovered massive underwater reserves of the good stuff (oil), enough to turn the island into the Abuja Kirkuk "Qatar of the Caribbean." Our relationship will now improve, dramatically, forever, b/c what could possibly go wrong? Nobels & Pulitzers 4 everyone, hooray!


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And then who should happen along first and foremost to help Cuba drill and refine it? Yup...PDVSA. Meaning, Venezuela has more reasons than ever to fear a coup. The End.

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