Here's Michael Dwyer, fleshy dead darling of the Irish press corps. According to media accounts, Dwyer was a gentle soul, a loving son, and a naïve dreamer. His only crime? Plotting to overthrow the Bolivian government, kill its president and turn the Amazon into humid hotbed of sweaty Eurotrash gun chubs, is that so wrong?
Sigh. Who's got time/patience to keep up with all this crap? Not us, so thank Jeebus other people are, let's see...
- Otto's got the photos: hot, throbbing shirtless Nazi gun porn.
- El Gaviero's got the (Spanish only) cell-phone video recordings of the douchey plot to blow up Evo.
- Bina connects the dots to local Bolivian skinheads plus a nearly-nude photo of their fat hairy ringleader (you know you want it).
I think my favorite story of all came this morning, after the Bolivians released a damning trove of video and photo evidence against him. The Irish Independent griped that they should've waited till after the funeral to solve the crime. So civilized, the Irish.

Comments (9)
@Bina: lol!
Posted by Utpal
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May 2, 2009 10:29 PM
Posted on May 2, 2009 22:29
Yep...there was enough firepower down his trousers to blow his nuts straight to the Moon!
Posted by QueenBina
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May 2, 2009 8:35 PM
Posted on May 2, 2009 20:35
No pecks, no abs, no muscles ... oh my!
From all the guns shown, I'd guess he was "compensating".
Posted by Bosque
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May 2, 2009 4:13 PM
Posted on May 2, 2009 16:13
Ewwwww, guess who's seizing on these punks as heroes:
http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?t=592157
Now that I've posted that, I'm gonna have to go call in one of my cats to lick my screen. And my eyeballs.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Posted by QueenBina
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May 1, 2009 9:22 PM
Posted on May 1, 2009 21:22
So the Irish are in hyper-denial mode, or what?
Posted by Utpal
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May 1, 2009 5:53 PM
Posted on May 1, 2009 17:53
Ummm I think you mean to say "A nearly-nude photo of their fat hairy gay Muslim Hungarian Croatian half-Jewish Bolivian Nazi ringleader."
Posted by Big Al
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May 1, 2009 4:57 PM
Posted on May 1, 2009 16:57
The money quote from the whiny story in the Irish Independent:
"[i]The pictures raise questions as to why the group were so heavily armed, where they got the weapons and what they intended to use them for.[/i]"
Hahahahahaha! D'ya think?
Posted by VP Cosmicum
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May 1, 2009 4:42 PM
Posted on May 1, 2009 16:42
My brother bought a hat like that one in Bolivia...just thought i'd mention it.
Also, thanks to the two commenters "itsafunnyoldworld" and "leonidas" (as well as the unstoppable bina, of course) who have restored my faith in the Irish people by adding intelligent analysis to the post over at Stinka Culo.
Posted by otto
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May 1, 2009 3:20 PM
Posted on May 1, 2009 15:20
A gun in either hand, and two more in his pants...sheesh, d'ya think he's armed enough?
Oh yeah, and he thought he was "hard". One glance at his midsection tells me otherwise...
Posted by QueenBina
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May 1, 2009 2:48 PM
Posted on May 1, 2009 14:48