- Iran doesn't even want Bolivia's stinkin' uranium anyway, so shut up.
- Check it out, the Cold War's over. Honduras called it.
- Sure you could outsource your business to Bogota, but then you'd just be DEAD.
- Vargas Llosa is the Rush Limbaugh to Hugo Chavez's Barack Obama. Bear with me here.
- Hey have you been following that crazy story about how Guatemala's president has been accused of murder "from beyond the grave"? Catch up.
