- How could the Colombians have possibly known that their brilliant "cash for corpses" incentive program would lead to a deranged government-sponsored murder spree? Live and learn!
- And when he's not hosting kill parties, President Uribe likes to relax on the telephone, although mostly he just listens.
- Peru celebrated the one-week anniversary of its Indigenous massacre by closing down the local radio station that dared to report on it and arresting a human rights activist called in to help.
- In case you were wondering, the Peruvian government's official counts still say only 9 Indigenous were killed last week, although in their defense it's probably hard to count all those bodies they dumped in a mountain crevice.
- And the biggest Latin America story of the week? The great Venezuelan Coke Zero scandal of 2009! So autocratic, that health ministry.
Comments (5)
Oh, and dumping those pesky indigenous earth firsters into craters.
Posted by Bosque
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June 16, 2009 3:04 AM
Posted on June 16, 2009 03:04
I like tarts with Class "B" cancerous soda pop, helicopters, and hard working dead villager quotas.
Posted by Bosque
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June 16, 2009 3:00 AM
Posted on June 16, 2009 03:00
Shut your pieholes, guys. Can't you see we're in the middle of a Coke Zero Crisis?!
Posted by Big Al
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June 15, 2009 7:39 PM
Posted on June 15, 2009 19:39
I am borderline diabetic now, but I never cared particularly for pie.
Posted by Utpal
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June 15, 2009 6:52 PM
Posted on June 15, 2009 18:52
Hello, I like pie. Does anyone else here like pie?
Posted by otto
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June 15, 2009 5:36 PM
Posted on June 15, 2009 17:36