Awesome headline! But you know what would be really funny is if the developers turned out to be hilarious, impossibly racist sleazebags. Oh right: "[As Americans] it's like, 'Oh my god, people are rioting in the streets!' But they're doing that every Saturday night. I hate to be so crass about it all, but it's just the way their culture works. My job is build golf course -- to get others to invest in the country so they quit acting like like crazy people. Of course it's not crazy to them, just to us."
Thanks for the scoop, Broward-Palm Beach New Times!
Comments (6)
OMG, louder plaid than Don Cherry. Well, whaddya expect, it's golf. Tackiest so-called sport there is. Not to mention most environmentally fucked-in-the-head. (Yes, even including auto racing.)
Posted by QueenBina
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July 10, 2009 10:17 AM
Posted on July 10, 2009 10:17
Here's a picture of this tubby asshole:
http://www.dyedesigns.com/perry.html
Oh please save us from ourselves gringo capitalist - with your golf course. Shame that a lot of the coup supporters and their colonized minds would agree with him.
Posted by Revolter
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July 9, 2009 12:36 AM
Posted on July 9, 2009 00:36
The fact that it's a paper from Palm Beach, the locus of the de facto Bush coup of 2000, makes it even funnier.
Floridians don't march, they drive. I don't mean to be crass, but that's just how their culture is.
Posted by Lindsay Beyerstein
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July 7, 2009 11:32 PM
Posted on July 7, 2009 23:32
Tell me that the New Times is just what The Onion is called in Florida.
Posted by TK
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July 7, 2009 7:36 PM
Posted on July 7, 2009 19:36
Oh... my... God!
The entire article is worth reading, just to see how provincial the Gringo community can be.
I'll have to look up the background on the infamous "Cuernavaca Golf War" ... which got people killed. They died for your ninth hole.
Posted by richmx2
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July 7, 2009 4:38 PM
Posted on July 7, 2009 16:38
magnificent
Posted by otto
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July 7, 2009 2:48 PM
Posted on July 7, 2009 14:48