To recap: the Honduran military illegally overthrew its constitutional government three months ago, and for many weeks now the real president has been holed up in the Brazilian embassy in Tegucigalpa, with no water or electricity and near-constant bombardment by weird sonic torture devices.
Which begs the question: Why is mean old Brazil being so terrible to the coup government? The way they just stay there, day after day, pooping in buckets and going slowly insane, it's almost as if they're trying to torture their thuggish usurpers by not surrendering! There must be some simple, obvious and spectacularly delusional way to solve this crisis. Of course!

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BTW, Ivana Cardinale is my hero:
http://www.aporrea.org/medios/a89180.html
Boy, does she ever let NewsWEAK have it. LOL!
Posted by QueenBina
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October 30, 2009 11:00 AM
Posted on October 30, 2009 11:00
Sobre "la posible restitución de Zelaya a la presidencia (...) mi gobierno ha decidido apoyar una propuesta que permite un voto en el Congreso Nacional, con una previa opinión de la Corte Suprema de Justicia, para retrotraer todo el poder ejecutivo previo al 28 de junio del 2009", precisó Micheletti.
Dude, you didn't FORM a government. You launched a coup. You're illegal. You don't get to vote on ANYTHING. Get the hell out, NOW.
Posted by QueenBina
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October 30, 2009 10:52 AM
Posted on October 30, 2009 10:52
http://www.jornada.unam.mx/ultimas/2009/10/29/acepta-micheletti-que-congreso-decida-restitucion-de-zelaya
Posted by Bosque
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October 30, 2009 5:31 AM
Posted on October 30, 2009 05:31
Oops!
Article
Posted by Bosque
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October 30, 2009 5:31 AM
Posted on October 30, 2009 05:31
There may be an end to the Honduran situation:
Article
Even so, I don't like the coalition thing ... head golpista guy has never been able to get himself elected President.
Posted by Bosque
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October 30, 2009 5:29 AM
Posted on October 30, 2009 05:29
I thought this line was hilarious:
"Brazil immediately disputed the move, saying that government had no standing to file it."
Ha, ha, coupsters!
UNASUR did that to the white separatists who (--egged on and funded by the US ambassador) tried to split off Bolivia's gas/oil rich eastern provinces into a fascist mini-state in control of Bolivia's main resources, last September. They rioted, trashed gov't buildings, took over an airport, sabotaged a gas pipeline and machine-gunned some 30 unarmed peasant farmers. Then they claimed that they were a legitimate government and should be "at the table" when UNASUR discussed the crisis at an emergency meeting. Chile was chairing UNASUR at the time and Michele Batchelet said, ""Over my dead body, you will sit at this table! Get lost!" or words to that effect.
That's what you do with golpistas, Barack!
Posted by PeacePatriot
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October 30, 2009 3:08 AM
Posted on October 30, 2009 03:08
I thought it's interesting that DAS actually admitted the authenticity of the document. So this is all true but the work of rogue criminal elements.
Posted by Utpal
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October 30, 2009 12:22 AM
Posted on October 30, 2009 00:22
UN to Gorilletti: Suck it!
http://www.radiomundial.com.ve/yvke/noticia.php?35255
En una sesión dedicada a evaluar la situación en Centroamérica, la Asamblea General de la Asamblea General de la Organización de las Naciones Unidas (ONU) reclamó la restitución en su cargo del presidente legítimo de Honduras, Manuel Zelaya, que hace cuatro meses fue apartado del poder a través de un golpe de Estado militar.
Uh, I believe this calls for a loud chorus of "Neener neener neener"!
Posted by QueenBina
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October 29, 2009 9:10 PM
Posted on October 29, 2009 21:10
The Vzlan ambassador in Palin-land:
Venezuelan Ambassador Travels to Alaska
Bernardo Alvarez, Venezuela’s Ambassador to the United States will travel to Alaska on October 28-30, 2009 to strengthen relations with the state’s indigenous tribes and promote cultural, commercial and academic links between the U.S. and Venezuela.
During his trip to Alaska, Ambassador Alvarez will meet with elected officials, speak to students and faculty at the University of Alaska and participate in some media interviews. He will also meet with the executive leadership of the Alaska Inter-Tribal Council and speak to a number of tribal chiefs that have benefited from a discounted heating oil program sponsored by the CITGO Corporation, which is owned by Venezuela’s state oil company PDVSA. Since 2007, low-income Alaskans – primarily members of the state’s indigenous tribes – have been eligible for the program.
Ambassador Alvarez’s visit will mark his first trip to Alaska since returning to his post in June 2009. In September 2008, Ambassador Alvarez left the U.S. during a diplomatic dispute; his return earlier this year marked the first time in U.S. diplomatic history that an ambassador has been allowed to return to his post.
In the public events Ambassador Alvarez will address Venezuela’s experience at building a participatory – democracy system, social justice in the region, and US-Venezuela relations.
Ambassador Alvarez will also highlight the links between Alaska and Venezuela. Though they are thousands of miles apart, Alaska has more in common with Venezuela than any other U.S. state. Like Venezuela, Alaska depends heavily on oil for its revenues. More than that, though, both Alaska and Venezuela use the oil to benefit social welfare. Venezuela directs much of its oil revenue towards social programs to benefit the poor, while Alaska splits up oil revenues amongst its residents. Also important is the fact that Alaska has a rich indigenous heritage, with over 10,000 members of various indigenous groups in the state. Venezuela shares a similar heritage, and celebrates it as vital to the country’s social fabric.
Since being appointed as Venezuela’s top envoy to the U.S. in 2003, Ambassador Alvarez has traveled to a number of states promoting people-to-people ties based on culture, commerce, energy and sports. Prior to serving in Washington, Ambassador Alvarez occupied a number of posts in Venezuela’s Ministry of Energy and Mines, where he focused on the country’s oil industry.
Below is the speaking event open to the public.
Friday, Oct. 30, 2009
What: Conference “Democracy and Social Justice in a Changing Region.” Sponsored: Political Science Association.
Time: 10:00 am – Noon.
Where: University of Alaska, Anchorage
ConocoPhillips. Integrated Science Building
[reception to follow in the Atrium]
University of Alaska Anchorage
3101 Science Circle
Anchorage, Alaska 99508
Embassy of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela Press and Communications Office / October 28, 2009
Posted by Utpal
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October 29, 2009 8:45 PM
Posted on October 29, 2009 20:45
They witheld some details relating to Salomón, I am assuming they are coordinating stuff with Ecuador too.
Posted by Utpal
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October 29, 2009 8:32 PM
Posted on October 29, 2009 20:32
This was discovered a few weeks ago I think (last week maybe) and Jose Vicente Rangel's Sunday show on Televen gave an advance (I knew about the Fenix, Salomon, etc. business and the fact that they were apparently operating from the US Embassy already)
Posted by Utpal
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October 29, 2009 8:29 PM
Posted on October 29, 2009 20:29
Yeah, I listened to El-Aissami's presentation live; TeleSur is running parts from time to time too.
Well, they probably DO have antecedentes penales, but then is there anyone in DAS who doesn¡t?
Posted by Utpal
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October 29, 2009 8:23 PM
Posted on October 29, 2009 20:23
Utpal: Without fail, Colombia once again declared that, by gosh, these captured dudes weren't DAS agents working on behalf of the Colombian government!
They were more of those rogue criminal elements.
Everyone ever connected with Uribe, no matter how closely and how receiving of his support, becomes a 'rogue criminal element' when they're caught, like all the people who were the directors of DAS and nominated by Alvaro Uribe but who then totally without his knowledge and totally in rogue fashion, even though they were reportedly meeting in Uribe's own offices, spied on anyone who might have tangentially smelled like Uribe's opposition and shared this information with the narco-paramilitary death squads so that they could more effectively assassinate their targets.
And here is Colombia now complaining because Venezuela has DAS documents that make Colombia worried.
Including operations to bribe, corrupt, and suborn high officials of the Venezuelan military and government.
Quick! Get Senator Jim DeMint down there to say everything's awesome!
Thank you, Colombian defenders of Democracy in the Hemisphere! You are and ever shall be Jackson Diehl's and Fred Hiatt's friends!
Posted by El Cid
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October 29, 2009 8:08 PM
Posted on October 29, 2009 20:08
Hoo! Ha haha ha ha. Just as I'd hoped, Pinochetti is stupid enough to push his luck on this one. Boy, is HE about to get his ass handed to him...LOL!
Posted by QueenBina
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October 29, 2009 5:33 PM
Posted on October 29, 2009 17:33
Your argument is undermined by the inaccuracy of facts. Honduras has been under a coup government for FOUR (4) months now. ;)
Unbelievable.
Posted by Matt Hawkins
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October 29, 2009 4:23 PM
Posted on October 29, 2009 16:23
So Tarek El-Aissami gave a presentation in the Venezuelan Congress today, showing an alleged DAS document about espionage in Vzla, Ecuador and Cuba (Operations Falcón, Salomón and Fenix respectively). Apparently 3 DAS agents (2 Colombians and 1 Vzlan) are also under arrest.
Posted by Utpal
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October 29, 2009 4:03 PM
Posted on October 29, 2009 16:03
Who are the coup govts' lawyers and PR agencies again? Lanny Davis is gone, right?
Posted by Utpal
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October 29, 2009 2:31 PM
Posted on October 29, 2009 14:31