Sup, bitches? Evo fucking Morales here, just cold coasting to motherfucking electoral victory next week, hey-oh! While the so-called Bolivian "opposition" is still sittin' around with their pasty fingers up their collective asshole I'm out here fixing the economy and racking up mad poll numbers yo. So for all you skinheads out there still trying figure out whether you're going with the "Bolivia for Croatians" Party or the "Kruceño Klan" or whatever, y'all can suck my Aymara fattie, fucknuts, because Bolivia ain't about that any more. You're done.
Know how you know when they're getting desperate, though? When their reporter buddy, that batshit insane CIA-asset twatrocket over at the Wall Street Journal starts to really lose her shit. And there she go yesterday talking 'bout I'm a "mob boss" and a "terrorist" and a motherfucking "narco-dictator" and crying all about the "end of Bolivian democracy." What kind of PoMo bullshit is that, right? Like this assjacket gave two shits about "Bolivian democracy" back when her pal Goni was cold spraying Indians with bullets on the sidewalk so they could sell our gas to Shell or our water to Bechtel or what-the-fuck ever "market fundamental" was at stake the last go around, yo.
So yeah, I'm gonna clean up in this goddamned election. It's going to be a big, satisfying motherfucking win and the fact that it sends Mary Anastasia O'Grady and those insane motherfuckers down on calle ocho into conniptions is just gonna be the nevado on my torta, yo. But the main thing is that we're going to move ahead with this movement for indigenous rights and women's rights and healthcare and education and jobs and environment and opportunity because check it, that shit is Bolivian fucking democracy.
Aaight peace everybody, I've got a motherfucking country to run. -Evo.
PS: These motherfuckers got my back, yo.
Comments (18)
Yeah, and of course Evo is up for re-election in a few days' time, so no wonder. They are getting desperate! LOL...
Posted by QueenBina
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November 25, 2009 1:01 PM
Posted on November 25, 2009 13:01
Bina: I think your spammer might be that "Anomymous" guy who is leaving messages on Dude's blog: he had harrassed you in the past as well, as far as I remember.
Posted by Utpal
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November 25, 2009 12:57 PM
Posted on November 25, 2009 12:57
This is totally off-topic, but have people seen the story about the Mossad spy in training arrested for doing his job?:
According to witnesses, a black-clad man in his 20’s attached a magnetic replica bomb to the door of a car parked in Tel Aviv’s tony port district, and tried to slip away. He was spotted by two diners at a nearby restaurant who, thinking him a terrorist or mob contract-killer, alerted police.
Confronted by the cops, the suspect revealed that he was on a Mossad drill. The story surfaced on Tuesday evening, after government censors dropped a gag order.
Was it a training exercise for a novice spy? Probably not. The Mossad is known to dispatch its cadets onto the streets of Israel, and beyond, to learn basic surveillance and infiltration skills. But assassination missions are reserved for select squads of veteran operatives.
(Besides, if the first rule for espionage trainees is “don’t get caught”, the second is: “If caught, don’t admit you’re a spy.”)
Posted by Utpal
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November 25, 2009 12:08 PM
Posted on November 25, 2009 12:08
Oops, sorry for the dupe...my connection is acting up again.
Posted by QueenBina
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November 25, 2009 12:06 PM
Posted on November 25, 2009 12:06
Oh fellas, it gets better--our Hungarian "friend" from Hades is also a forger. The Hotmail address it dropped on my blog is fake. The Yahoo one it used also doesn't check out.
In fact, if my ClustrMap is any indication, maybe even the Budapest IP number is fake. I've had no new visitors explicitly from Hungary since last week, at least not on my FRONT page.
If anyone's got some cybersleuthing tips for me, I'm open...
Posted by QueenBina
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November 25, 2009 12:05 PM
Posted on November 25, 2009 12:05
I'm too cyber-illiterate. Maybe he really is from the US Bureau of Labor Statistics?
Posted by Utpal
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November 25, 2009 11:44 AM
Posted on November 25, 2009 11:44
Oh fellas, it gets better--our Hungarian "friend" from Hades is also a forger. The Hotmail address it dropped on my blog is fake. The Yahoo one it used also doesn't check out.
In fact, if my ClustrMap is any indication, maybe even the Budapest IP number is fake. I've had no new visitors explicitly from Hungary since last week, at least not on my FRONT page.
If anyone's got some cybersleuthing tips for me, I'm open...
Posted by QueenBina
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November 25, 2009 11:20 AM
Posted on November 25, 2009 11:20
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http://www.minnpost.com/globalpost/2009/11/25/13778/why_hugo_chavez_hates_world_of_warcraft_and_the_legend_of_zelda
"I'd like to see someone protest about their right to kill virtually," - Lawmaker Wilmer Iglesias on the possible banning of violent video games.
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L O motherfucking L!!!
This manages to be the most brilliant AND dumbest quote on the issue.
Posted by Paul Escobar
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November 25, 2009 10:16 AM
Posted on November 25, 2009 10:16
Oh my QueenBina,
Those posts are like one minute apart. Fuika is certainly a fast typing spammer from hell.
Posted by Bosque
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November 25, 2009 3:34 AM
Posted on November 25, 2009 03:34
Venezuela's ABN reports that Honduran rights group COFADEH reports that a southern leader of the Frente Nacional Contra El Golpe, Gradis Espinal, was found murdered shortly after he was seen being arrested by police forces and taken into custody.
Haven't seen much reporting on this in other sources.
Posted by El Cid
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November 24, 2009 10:25 PM
Posted on November 24, 2009 22:25
Otto's such a geezer.
Turn this up, the next Friday OT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo60GGxyI4g
Obama should take special note of the rhyme after the 3:05 minute mark.
It's like Hugo BOSS wrote it himself.
Back to your regularly scheduled programming...
Posted by Paul Escobar
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November 24, 2009 7:07 PM
Posted on November 24, 2009 19:07
(Or cribs from Spanish sites, more likely.)
Posted by QueenBina
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November 24, 2009 5:13 PM
Posted on November 24, 2009 17:13
Well, he (the terrorist) was. But apparently whoever's trying to cover for him speaks Spanish and claims to be his mother. Personally, I think it's a they, and they're all crazy. (Their English degenerates rapidly with every subsequent trollpost.)
Maybe this person is a multiple personality, y'think?
Posted by QueenBina
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November 24, 2009 5:12 PM
Posted on November 24, 2009 17:12
Apparently Tupac Shakur was a voracious reader. And the State Dept.'s justification for keeping Cuba on the "sponsor of terrorism" list always mentions Assata.
Posted by Utpal
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November 24, 2009 5:04 PM
Posted on November 24, 2009 17:04
Aye. I thought the other "Árpád" (the terrorist, that is) was Hungarian-Rumanian.
I lived in Southern California throughout the 90's (till 2004, in fact, with a year's break in the greater Boston Area). So Tupac et al. were always in the background.
Posted by Utpal
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November 24, 2009 5:00 PM
Posted on November 24, 2009 17:00
Errr....booorev....when they say in Bolivia that Evo is the vindication of Tupac, they're on about Tupac Katari.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T%C3%BApac_Katari
But yeah, the hair is just kickin', evodude.
Posted by otto
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November 24, 2009 4:58 PM
Posted on November 24, 2009 16:58
Gawd, I love that Blingee. Evo's hair rocks!
Speaking of twatrockets, I got an Evo-hater trolling my blog. Currently I'm plunking the comments in the spam filter, but I'm saving the notification e-mails (with the IP number, which I've traced to Budapest) just in case I need them. Some of its shit is hilarious. All in favor of a send-up post, say aye...
Posted by QueenBina
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November 24, 2009 4:51 PM
Posted on November 24, 2009 16:51
Any late 90's rap fans, in the house?
That's exactly how a President Tupac Amaru Shakur would've sounded like.
And I guarantee you, every White American kid would have voted for that platform.
If anyone visits Cuba, tell his aunt Assata we miss him.
Posted by Paul Escobar
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November 24, 2009 4:44 PM
Posted on November 24, 2009 16:44