BoRev.Net
Dispatches from the Bolivarian Revolution
Archives
2008.05.13:
That's So Alvaro!
2008.05.13:
The World Is Weird
2008.05.12:
Our Complex Foreign Policy
2008.05.12:
Lamest. Dictatorship. Ever.
2008.05.12:
“Technically High Treason”
2008.05.11:
Bush Has A Legacy After All
2008.05.11:
Never Say Evo Again
2008.05.11:
Beltway Bloviators: A Reader's Guide
2008.05.10:
Jackson Diehl’s Going to be Pissed When He Finds Out
2008.05.09:
Bring it on, Bitches
2008.05.09:
Third Verse, Same As The First
2008.05.08:
God To Uribe: I’m Not On Your Side
2008.05.08:
John McCain to End Slavery in Venezuela Once and For All
2008.05.07:
The World Is One Big 100% True Conspiracy Theory
2008.05.06:
Is Jackson Diehl a Dangerous White Supremacist, or Just a Dick?
2008.05.05:
Model Democracy Watch
2008.05.05:
Chavez Maintains Vice-Like Grip on Power Through Cynical “Good Government” Scheme
2008.05.04:
Chutzpah
2008.05.02:
The War of High-Altitude Aggression
2008.05.01:
But They’ve Got Institutions!
2008.05.01:
And Patriots Have To Go Through Customs Twice
2008.05.01:
The Pretenders
2008.04.30:
So Much for 'Ethanol Diplomacy'
2008.04.29:
Karma Roundup
2008.04.29:
Signs of the Apocalypse
2008.04.28:
News of the Trippy—Latin America!
2008.04.28:
IMFucked: Snickering at the Impending Demise of the Ultimate Predatory Lender
2008.04.27:
Professors School Reporters on Crappy Magic Laptop Coverage
2008.04.27:
A Game for The Whole Family
2008.04.25:
Can We Be Friends?
2008.04.24:
‘Non-Interventionist’ Think Tank Pays Husky White Kid $500K To Overthrow Venezuela!
2008.04.23:
Well You Knew It Would Lead To This
2008.04.22:
Latin America: Hot, Not, or Indio?
2008.04.22:
Just Another Day in Paradise
2008.04.22:
Keeping Up With Hunky McHotsalot
2008.04.21:
Introducing the AP Style Guide To Latin America
2008.04.21:
Little Lally, Happy At Last
2008.04.21:
Lugo. Lula. Lula. Lugo.
2008.04.20:
Princess Lally’s Exclusive Uribe Interview!
2008.04.18:
Our Short, Four Fingered, National Nightmare is Finally Over
2008.04.17:
Econ Cat Fight Enters Round IV, Ends
2008.04.17:
Stupid Venezuelans Don’t See How Poor and Oppressed they Are
2008.04.17:
Wait, What?
2008.04.16:
Sicko
2008.04.15:
Seriously Don't Fuck With Insulza
2008.04.15:
Connie Mack is Like a Bully Only Less Threatening & More Orange
2008.04.14:
The Kids Are Arright
2008.04.14:
NYT: ‘Union Killings Peril Trade Pact With Colombia’
2008.04.13:
Watch Hillary Clinton Deftly Evade Questions About Her Husband and Colombia!
2008.04.13:
Truth to Power
2008.04.13:
Alvaro Uribe is Just a Misunderstood Sweetheart Who Happens To Enjoy Killing People Once In A While
2008.04.13:
Massive Global Anti-Chavez Marches Hobbled By Apathy, Windows MovieMaker
2008.04.11:
Happy Coup Day!
2008.04.10:
Laptop Lulls English Language Press Into Deep Sleep
2008.04.10:
Piling On
2008.04.10:
Great Moments in Fear
2008.04.09:
Meet The Chavez Siblings the Washington Post Didn’t Want You To See
2008.04.09:
Cows Could Be Had, But Really Man, Don’t
2008.04.09:
Titulares & Asininity
2008.04.09:
Lamest. Dictatorship. Ever.
2008.04.08:
Bush Will Personally Kill Colombian Labor Leaders if You Don’t Pass His Stupid Law
2008.04.07:
BoRev Musicology: Luis Canaguá
2008.04.07:
It Depends on What Your Definition of ‘Real’ Is
2008.04.07:
Bring On the Freedom Fries
2008.04.07:
British Media Shocker! Rory Carroll "Doesn't Regard Himself as a 'Champion of Impartiality'"
2008.04.06:
Mark Penn is Overweight, Unemployed
2008.04.04:
We Keep Montana
2008.04.04:
No New FARC Developments!
2008.04.03:
Ornery Old Coot Knows How This World Works So Back The F*** Off
2008.04.03:
Everything I Needed to Know About the Future I Learned from the Year 2027 Edition of Risk
2008.04.03:
Watch Your Back, Hopey!
2008.04.02:
Might Makes Right
2008.04.01:
Santiago, Chile
2008.03.31:
Compelling Arguments
2008.03.31:
There Once Was a Twat From Caracas
2008.03.31:
The People Would Never Fall For That! Nevermind.
2008.03.30:
Colombia Valiantly Fights Both Sides of Terror War
2008.03.30:
Rumors and Stereotypes
2008.03.30:
‘Magic Laptop’ is Actually More of an Illusionist
2008.03.28:
Don’t Be Fooled By The Rocks That I Got
2008.03.28:
First Draft of History Needs an Edit
2008.03.27:
You’ll Totally Be in Trouble if America Ever Finds Out
2008.03.27:
LA Times Blog Proves That Blogs Are Dumb
2008.03.26:
Holy Crap Colombia Maybe Didn’t Bomb Ecuador After All!
2008.03.26:
Department of Nobody Knows How to Spell Anything Anymore
2008.03.26:
Factors to Consider When Planning a Conference
2008.03.25:
Alan Garcia Would Like a Little Attention
2008.03.24:
Seriously Did They Kill Any FARC?
2008.03.24:
You Don’t Say...
2008.03.24:
If the Laptops Don’t Fit, You Must Acquit
2008.03.21:
Experts Scour Foreign Affairs Piece for Truth; Find only Cynicism, Doom
2008.03.21:
Reading the Fine Print
2008.03.19:
OAS Shocker: John Negroponte is Petty
2008.03.18:
Colombia: Where You're Free to Assemble So Long As You Don't Mind Being Hunted Down And Killed Later
2008.03.18:
Exxon-Condi Team Up Triggers Galactic Karma Reaction
2008.03.17:
The Eagle Weeps For Thee, Jim McGovern
2008.03.17:
But It’s Our Back Yard
2008.03.16:
There’s Something About Condi
2008.03.13:
The War On Terror Marches On
2008.03.13:
We Got Questions
2008.03.13:
At Least He Got To Expense It
2008.03.13:
I Got Your State Sponsor of Terrorism Right Here
2008.03.12:
Wait You’re Not Actually Supposed to Read the Evidence
2008.03.12:
Colombia? But What Do They Possibly Have That Americans Might Want to Trade them For?
2008.03.11:
Where’s Your Precious Hope Now?
2008.03.11:
Will Hillary Denounce and Reject the Miracle Laptop?
2008.03.11:
French Nearly Fried in Ecuador Bombing!
2008.03.10:
Hot, Throbbing Radio Truthiness
2008.03.10:
Títulares & Asininity
2008.03.10:
Somewhere In Virginia Colin Powell Is Firing Up His PowerPoint Presentation
2008.03.07:
It’s Over
2008.03.07:
New Dead Guy. New Weirdness. New Laptop.
2008.03.07:
BTW It Was All Made Up K Thanx Bye
2008.03.07:
Last Man Standing Has to Marry Tila Tequila
2008.03.06:
Uribe Learns that the Internet Makes Everyone's Laptop Magic
2008.03.05:
The Laptop's Days are Numbered
2008.03.05:
Demon Computer Claims Everybody is a FARC Collaborator!
2008.03.04:
Shocking Developments
2008.03.04:
Hey Look, Some People Are Sane After All
2008.03.04:
Hotel Colombia
2008.03.03:
Raul Reyes’ Amazing Laptop of Mystery
2008.03.03:
Good God, Ya’ll
2008.03.02:
BoRev Secrets to Success Vol. I: Everybody Loves an Oil Company!
2008.02.29:
Somehow The Iraq War Makes More Sense In This Context
2008.02.28:
Communist Price Controls Prompt Venezuelans to Horde Unprecedented Amounts of Meat…
2008.02.28:
And This is Executive Authority on Drugs
2008.02.28:
Quote of the Day
2008.02.27:
Democracy-Loving Students to Commemorate Violent Overthrow of Democracy
2008.02.27:
Um The FARC Just Released 4 More Hostages
2008.02.26:
Heck of a Job, Brownie
2008.02.26:
Tremble Before Optoplex, Mighty God of Eyes and Seeing Stuff
2008.02.25:
Down the Rabbit Hole
2008.02.25:
Ready On Day One, Bitches!
2008.02.24:
Music World Shocker: Latin Heartthrob is a Bit of A Drama Queen
2008.02.21:
This Thing Is Like That Thing Only Different
2008.02.20:
Beloved Newsman Falls For Hot Blooded Latin Musician Kid
2008.02.19:
Party At Raul’s!
2008.02.19:
National Public Radio is Down With Socialism, O.P.P.
2008.02.15:
Friday Afternoon Gossip
2008.02.15:
Is Our Children Learning?
2008.02.13:
Seriously We Kicked This Guy Out of Office For Some Dipshit Democrat
2008.02.13:
Hey The Onion Said Something Funny About Venezuela
2008.02.12:
Crappy Holidays
2008.02.11:
Jabbery Old Crank Says Blah Blah Blah
2008.02.08:
State Department Officials Can’t Reproduce So They’ve Got to Recruit
2008.02.08:
Ileana Ros-Lehtinen’s Got Another “Idea.” Take Cover.
2008.02.07:
The Douchey McGripesalot Guide to Exotic Venezuela!
2008.02.06:
Because Wikipedia is Big Into The Accuracy
2008.02.06:
HaHa “Venezuelan Brittle Bone Syndrome”
2008.02.05:
We’ve Got Ways of Making You “Cooperate”
2008.02.04:
Revealed! Contemporary Journalism is Crap
2008.02.03:
Because BoRev Begins At Home
2008.02.03:
Really If You’re Just Smoking Pot and Reading BoRev You’re Doing Alright
2008.02.02:
Who Wants to Overthrow a Democratically Elected Government?
2008.02.01:
Freedom 08!
2008.02.01:
Crack that Wiphala
2008.01.31:
Just a Regular Citizen Again
2008.01.31:
Mona Charen’s Own Private Odessa
2008.01.30:
Speaking of Fox News and Heating Oil Ads
2008.01.30:
Breaking: Venezuelans Buried Our Oil Under Their Country To Embarrass Us
2008.01.30:
OMG I Was Express Kidnapped and Hugo Chavez Banned the Internets!
2008.01.13:
Living La Vida BoRev
2008.01.13:
Is Naomi Campbell Boinking Chavez?
2008.01.12:
“It all Sounds Like Some Bad Movie”
2008.01.10:
It’s the 21st Century. You Can Be Both Pro-Judaism and Pro-Palestine Now.
2008.01.10:
Hostages Free! Bush Officials Shockingly Jerky!
2008.01.09:
Pravda Weighs In on the Campbell-Chavez Summit
2008.01.08:
But They Had Such A Wholesome Sounding Name
2008.01.07:
Moises Naim Can't Tell Any of 'em Apart
2008.01.07:
Just Keep the NED Money Coming, People!
2008.01.06:
Naomi Campbell is Different from Other Journalists in Some Key Ways
2008.01.05:
Your Little Magazine Used to Be Hackneyed. Now It’s Just Sad.
2008.01.03:
Once You Magically Teleport Yourself Away from Your Jungle Kidnappers You’ve Surrendered Your Right To Privacy In My Book, Kid.
2008.01.03:
Hugo Chavez: Big Brown Voodoo Monkey
2008.01.02:
Lamest. Dictatorship. Ever.
2007.12.31:
Ringing in the Crazy
2007.12.31:
Umm, Things Just Got Weirder in Colombia
2007.12.31:
Things Are Gonna Change I Can Feel It
2007.12.30:
Popular Colombia Hostage Program Renewed For Second Season!
2007.12.29:
Please Stand By
2007.12.21:
Pollster: Hugo Chavez’ Popularity Rating Would Be Higher If He’d Knock It Off With the Public Rapings
2007.12.20:
BoRev Musicology: Rebelíon Andina
2007.12.20:
Títulares & Asininity: Stuff You Knew Instinctively
2007.12.19:
Confidential to Cristina Fernandez de Whatshisname
2007.12.18:
Are You There God? It’s Me, Alvaro.
2007.12.17:
Amazing Suitcase Story Survives for Another Media Cycle!
2007.12.15:
Who Could Possibly Question the Word of Guido Antonini?
2007.12.13:
Colombian President’s Relatives Murdered Father of His Anticorruption Chief
2007.12.13:
It’s Not Plagiarism if Cash Transactions Are Involved
2007.12.12:
Awesomely Bad Chavez Comparisons...of the day
2007.12.11:
Títulares & Asininity: Emotional Extremism
2007.12.10:
Not Sure Exactly How To Explain All The Breast Implants, Tho
2007.12.10:
At Least They’re Better Looking than Maria Conchita Alonso
2007.12.10:
The Decline of American Civilization, Volume 8,589,034
2007.12.09:
Hey Didn't The Press Used To Work Like This?
2007.12.09:
Breaking: Reuters Staff Made Up of Bi-Curious Twelve Year Olds
2007.12.09:
We Don’t Care, We’re
2007.12.07:
Our Readers, Ourselves
2007.12.06:
Like Bush v. Gore, Only If Bush Controlled the Newspapers
2007.12.06:
Hey Wait The Costumes Are Different, But They’re All Singing the Same Song!
2007.12.04:
What Venezuelan Democracy is Missing
2007.12.04:
Picking the Lint
2007.12.03:
And Now For Something Completely Defiant
2007.12.03:
Ok We May Have Misread That By A Point or Two
2007.12.02:
Another Chavez Victory Maybe Sort Of
2007.12.01:
Freedom’s Just Another Word For ‘Hegemonic Ruse’
2007.11.29:
WTF? Here’s How!
2007.11.29:
Poll Positioning
2007.11.28:
That Peaceful Opposition Movement
2007.11.28:
Because Why Check These Things?
2007.11.27:
At Least They Didn’t Totally Ignore the Story
2007.11.27:
A Man After Our Own Hearts
2007.11.26:
Credible Source Watch
2007.11.26:
Freakanomics: Venezuela v. Chile
2007.11.26:
Picture Paints Multiple Thousand Word Sets
2007.11.25:
Venezuelan Dictatorship: Still Just Around the Corner, Again!
2007.11.24:
Chavez Can’t Do Anything Right…Or Else
2007.11.22:
Today We Give Thanks for Hundred-Year-Old British Publications Not Yet Owned By Rupert Murdoch. And Tofurkey.
2007.11.22:
Does Anyone Know Where Bill O’Reilly Tapes His Show?
2007.11.20:
The Last Temptation of the Passion, Superstar!
2007.11.20:
Democracy Watch: His Royal Anus Dept.
2007.11.19:
Jackson Diehl Greets You As A Liberator!
2007.11.18:
“We’re Number 2!” And Other Stories You’ll Never Read About Venezuela
2007.11.18:
Be Nice to Me, Pls.
2007.11.17:
Because Our Constitution Is Perfect Is Why
2007.11.17:
Feast or….
2007.11.15:
Unconventional Wisdom
2007.11.15:
Ayn Rand Loses Another Political Point
2007.11.15:
Because Really, Who’s Standing up For the CEOs?
2007.11.14:
Preemptive Strike 2.0
2007.11.14:
Porque No Te Fuckyourself?
2007.11.13:
Form of: Whacked Out Conspiracy Theories. Shape of: Horrendous Prose
2007.11.12:
Journalistic Excellence, UCV Shooting Department
2007.11.11:
Modern Maturity
2007.11.11:
You’ve Got To Respect Their Honesty
2007.11.11:
Don’t F*ck With the M*rigold, B*tches
2007.11.08:
Hugo Chavez: Hot, For a Negro
2007.11.08:
Yesterday's Post, Improved for the Special Ed Set
2007.11.08:
“Oh, Yeah. That Must be Why.”
2007.11.07:
An Army of Jose
2007.11.06:
Anne Applebaum’s Useless Idiocies
2007.11.05:
Who Knew?
2007.11.05:
“Jiggle Revolution” Fails to Catch On
2007.11.05:
Our Brave New Media World
2007.11.04:
Because the Poor People Aren’t All Dead Yet
2007.11.04:
Protecting Our Way of Life
2007.11.04:
Totally Useless Idiots
2007.11.02:
“End of the World as We Know It” Watch
2007.11.02:
Compelling Methodologies
2007.11.01:
It’s Blogstock, Bitches
2007.11.01:
Títulares & Asininity: Deep Thoughts
2007.11.01:
Brains
2007.10.31:
On Second Thought Maybe Pittsburgh only Needs one Newspaper
2007.10.30:
Allies Till The Ice Caps Melt
2007.10.30:
Get a Load of Them Southern Cones
2007.10.30:
The Citizen Kane of Pot Smoking Anti-Freedom Flicks
2007.10.29:
Everything’s Coming Up BoRev
2007.10.28:
An American First; a Moral Actor Second or Thirdly
2007.10.28:
Blow Me Down
2007.10.28:
Unclear On the Concept
2007.10.27:
Che’s Hair to Tragically Remain Stateside
2007.10.25:
Títulares & Asininity: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
2007.10.25:
Now We’ve Got Another Border to Wall Off
2007.10.24:
Oops He Meant ‘Iran’
2007.10.24:
Health Care on the High Seas: Special Miami Herald “God Bless America” Limited Edition Boxed Set
2007.10.23:
Can We Dress Up Our Dead Values as Insurgents?
2007.10.22:
Everyone’s Smarter Than Ricardo Hausmann!
2007.10.22:
How Can You Not Love This Guy?
2007.10.21:
Hey Wait If You Just Give Poor People Heating Oil How Will They Learn to Grow it Themselves?
2007.10.21:
Deathbed-bound IMF Puts On A Brave Face
2007.10.20:
Bad Week for Statues
2007.10.19:
Separated At Birth?!?
2007.10.18:
OMG Now Chavez Is Collaborating With Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec!
2007.10.18:
Monroe Doctrine + Global War On Terror = United States of all the Americas!
2007.10.17:
That’s So Alvaro!
2007.10.17:
Títulares and Asininity: The Blogosphere & Beyond!
2007.10.17:
Problems Accepting Responsibility
2007.10.15:
Media Shocker: Mexico Defeats Colombia in Dead Reporter Upset!
2007.10.15:
Títulares & Asininity: The Chop Stops Here
2007.10.14:
The People Who Have Their Finger On the People Who Have Their Finger On the Button
2007.10.14:
Meanwhile, In the Best Democracy Ever. . .
2007.10.14:
Oppo Leader Flubs His Lines, Hilariously Exposes State Department as a Bunch of Liars
2007.10.12:
Hey Look What I Did!
2007.10.11:
But What Does He Know About The Money?
2007.10.11:
Maybe You Were at Piano Practice or Skating Lessons When the Rest of Us Were Socializing and Learning this Stuff, but…
2007.10.11:
The State of the Beau Rev
2007.10.11:
Hugo Chavez Sticks it to the Libtards
2007.10.10:
Maria Conchita’s Brother Manages to Be More Repulsive than Maria Conchita
2007.10.09:
That’s So Alvaro!
2007.10.09:
Blowing Kissinger
2007.10.08:
Keeping up with America’s Best Ally Ever
2007.10.08:
Monroe Doctrine Code Red
2007.10.05:
Happy Indigenous Resistance Day Weekend or Whatever!
2007.10.05:
Títulares & Asininity: Theories
2007.10.04:
Your Kids Will Just Have to Settle for Those Blackwater Action Figures This Christmas
2007.10.04:
Everyone's A Commie!
2007.10.03:
AP on Why Venezuela and the US Don’t Get Along
2007.10.03:
How Big Is Your Dinghy?
2007.10.03:
Bill O’Rights: Fox News Rolls Out New Rules on “Speaking”
2007.10.03:
Notes. From Dipshits.
2007.10.02:
Editors are Awesome! Like In The Traditional Sense of the Word
2007.10.02:
David Letterman Doesn’t Do Any Research Before His Interviews Which Sort of Makes Him Like Larry King Only Not As Funny
2007.10.02:
In Case You Were Wondering, Everyone’s Just Sort of Winging It
2007.10.01:
BoRev QuickLinx: Because There’s A Big, Bad, BoRev World Out There
2007.10.01:
Ecuador Would Be So Much Better Off If The Washington Post Co. Owned & Operated It
2007.10.01:
Hugo Chavez Has a Penis Rather Than a Vagina
2007.09.29:
Títulares & Asininity: Dinner at Sylvia’s
2007.09.29:
You Can Understand Where People Might Get the Wrong Idea
2007.09.28:
Greg Grandin on Galbraith & Chavez
2007.09.28:
Rafael Correa Calls Bush a Retard
2007.09.27:
Cocalicious (def)
2007.09.27:
Right Wing Noise Machine Less Formidable Than Previously Believed
2007.09.27:
Bart Keeps A Really Busy Schedule Inside Your TeeVee Box
2007.09.27:
Things Were Different When The Rich Were In Power
2007.09.26:
That's The Axis of Evo to You
2007.09.26:
The Lame Leading the Lame: Crashing the ASCF Congressional Fear-Off!
2007.09.25:
Bush Likes President sar-KOzee. Dislikes The One in kah-RAH-kus
2007.09.25:
Take That, Ahmadinejad
2007.09.25:
Crazy People With Computers Are Funnier Than Crazy People With Guns
2007.09.25:
Keeping Abreast of Youth Culture
2007.09.24:
Set Your TiVos, Bitches
2007.09.24:
NEW FEATURE! Awesomely Bad LTE of the Week
2007.09.24:
Exclusive Breaking News: Hugo Chavez “Controversial” Yet “Popular”
2007.09.21:
Bill Frist Wasn’t Available for Comment
2007.09.20:
That Moral High Road
2007.09.19:
You See, There Is This Hugo Chavez Person, and He Is Not “With Us” In The Classical Sense. Ergo He Is, By Extension, Probably, A Terrorist.
2007.09.19:
Shocking But True
2007.09.18:
Sad, Bitter, Stinging “Ow! Ooooow!! JESUS FUCKING AAARRRG!!!” Irony
2007.09.18:
Analogize This
2007.09.18:
Yes It Works In Practice, But Will It Work In Theory?
2007.09.17:
Why They Hate Us: Greenspan Edition
2007.09.16:
If the Reigning Crazed Fan Should be Unable to Fulfill His Duties as Psychotic Beauty Pageant Crasher, Zulia’s Next in Line!
2007.09.16:
He’s Just Got A Wide Stance
2007.09.16:
Dept. of Getting Right With Christ Before You Croak
2007.09.15:
No Really, We’ll Take the Sanctions
2007.09.14:
Victory! Superman Retains Venezuelan Citizenship
2007.09.13:
Títulares and Asininity: You’d Better Work
2007.09.13:
Fire Up the Blender!
2007.09.12:
Wait They Had September Elevenths Back Then?
2007.09.11:
Hey! Maybe It’ll Catch On
2007.09.11:
Lick Me, Stupid Brown Kid
2007.09.11:
The Revolution Will Be Live Blogged
2007.09.10:
Area Man Learns that There’s No Place Like Home, Especially When We’re Talking About the Greater Fredericktown Area
2007.09.09:
Washington, DC
2007.09.09:
Department of Super-Double Responsible Journalism
2007.09.09:
It’s Wedding Bells for Mary Whittaker Bono Baxley and Cornelius Alexander McGillicuddy IV!
2007.09.07:
Their iz New Sherrif In Town
2007.09.05:
Day 1194 in Captivity: Not Sure What’s Taking so Long, But Surely My Government Is Paying Attention and Working on a Plan
2007.09.05:
Weekly World News Rises from the Dead! Takes the Shape of L.A. Times!
2007.09.04:
The American Media, Not So Different than the Venezuelan Media After All
2007.09.04:
But If You Make A Fish Really Sad, It Might Kill Itself
2007.09.04:
Waste Time When You Should be Working!
2007.09.03:
Crappy Bloomberg Coverage Sparks Financial World Insurgency
2007.09.03:
Not Just in Miami Anymore
2007.09.02:
Venezuelan Politics: Just Like Ours only Weirder and Slightly More Dangerous.
2007.09.02:
A Modest Proposal
2007.09.01:
You Say O’Grady, I Say O’Reilly
2007.08.30:
Next Stop, Palestine!
2007.08.30:
Book Wars: Still A Bust
2007.08.30:
Rumspringa! Or: When Nice Newspapers Get a Little Too Worldly
2007.08.28:
WSJ Knows Venezuelan Investors Are Secretly Morons
2007.08.26:
Adelaide, Australia
2007.08.26:
So I Was Going To Write About the Lame New York Times Story From Today
2007.08.26:
Good News From Venezuela!!!
2007.08.24:
Friends and Neighbors
2007.08.24:
And Speaking of that Coup Thing…
2007.08.24:
So That’s What ‘Tacit Support’ Means
2007.08.22:
That Could Never Happen Here!
2007.08.22:
NYT: Restricting Democracy is the Only Path to True Democracy
2007.08.21:
You Make the Violent Overthrow Of a Democratic Society Sound...Strangely Alluring.
2007.08.20:
Concord, Vermont
2007.08.20:
“Great Book Kerfuffle” Doesn’t Have the Same Ring
2007.08.20:
Venezuela Coverage: Everybody Sucks.
2007.08.20:
My Name is Thor. Please Kick My Ass.
2007.08.19:
Time. Time. Time. See What’s Become of Me
2007.08.19:
Tired of the Face of the Venezuelan Opposition? Here’s the Vagina
2007.08.19:
The Fine Line Between ‘Commentator’ and ‘Some Jackass with an Opinion’
2007.08.19:
Eat Your Vegetables
2007.08.16:
BoRev Awards Dept.
2007.08.15:
Venezuelan Economic Growth Falls to Two-Year Low!!
2007.08.15:
Them Democratic Ideals
2007.08.14:
Yo Don’t Hablo The Venezolano So Good, Apparently.
2007.08.14:
Now They Tell Us
2007.08.14:
“What I’d Do If I Were Prezident.” By Chris Dodd. Age 63.
2007.08.14:
Not Getting Hacked: It Could Happen To You, Too
2007.08.13:
Book Wars: What the Critics Say
2007.08.13:
Hugo Chavez vs. Hugo: Let the Book Wars Begin!
2007.08.13:
A Country Just Begging for a Revolution
2007.08.13:
Breaking: Americans Aren’t Total Retards! Oh Wait Yes We Are
2007.08.12:
Indefinite Re-Election Watch
2007.08.12:
Only the Names Have Been Changed
2007.08.11:
Oscar Arias Inserts a Banana up his Republic
2007.08.09:
Henry Fucking Rollins
2007.08.09:
The Great American Electorate
2007.08.08:
The Manchurian-Ultimatum-Finger-Raker
2007.08.08:
Try Getting all That Through Customs
2007.08.07:
You Should Hear What the Zoroastrians Say About Him
2007.08.06:
Hot Latin Political Porn
2007.08.06:
Mock, Shock & Naked Cock: NYT Coverage of The Chavez-Penn Summit!
2007.08.04:
I Blame the Press
2007.08.04:
Meet Your State Department
2007.08.02:
Aloha, Mr. Hand!
2007.08.02:
“Terrorists Like the Climate of the Tropical Equator, So You Should Never Hide the Bodies in the Refrigerator.”
2007.07.31:
Pew Global Attitudes Survey Lives Up to Its Excellent Acronym
2007.07.31:
Rules They Never Told You
2007.07.30:
Poll: Latin Americans Support Socialism Like Crazy
2007.07.29:
Unclear on the Concept
2007.07.27:
I Can Haz Diktadur?
2007.07.27:
At Some Point Bush Must Realize that God Isn't Working with Him So Much
2007.07.27:
I’m Feeling Better Already
2007.07.26:
Good News! It Was Always This Bad
2007.07.26:
In Case You’re Not Into The Fisting
2007.07.26:
Tie A Yellow Ribbon ‘Round My Fact-Checker’s Mouth
2007.07.25:
Let Your Fist Flag Fly
2007.07.25:
You Can’t Handle the Truth
2007.07.24:
Time’s Person of the Year Turns Out to be a Moron. Again.
2007.07.23:
Actor You’ve Never Heard of is Totally Down w/ The BoRev
2007.07.22:
Breach of Protocol
2007.07.22:
That Model Democracy
2007.07.21:
Títulares & Asininity: The Truth, at Last!
2007.07.21:
Clips Don’t Lie
2007.07.21:
Great Moments in Justice
2007.07.19:
England Swings Both Ways
2007.07.19:
Look Who’s Ruling By Decree Again
2007.07.18:
Department of Crappy Defenses: Colombia Edition
2007.07.18:
Sockittome Sockittome Sockittome Sockittome Sockittome
2007.07.18:
I Guess The Spy Coins Should Have Been A Tipoff
2007.07.16:
The Ongoing Venezuela-fication of Bolivia
2007.07.16:
Poll Position
2007.07.14:
Great Moments in History
2007.07.13:
Hugo Chavez Screws Communist Gophers! And Other Stories
2007.07.12:
Títulares and Asininity: Doom
2007.07.11:
Grumpy Old Institution Writes a Paper
2007.07.10:
Disgraced Pollsters Are Now Simply... a Disgrace
2007.07.10:
If There’s Smoke There Must Be Fire, Right?
2007.07.10:
Bush Admin Attempt to “Care About Poor People” Hits an Iceberg
2007.07.09:
Ruskies
2007.07.07:
A Student Movement You Can Get Behind
2007.07.07:
Venezuela Crushes the Empire
2007.07.07:
Alvaro Uribe Has Personally Killed Men For Less
2007.07.05:
Oligarch Cat Fight in the NYT
2007.07.03:
God Bless Venezuelica
2007.07.03:
Sean Hannity Calls Her "The Face of the Venezuelan Opposition"
2007.07.03:
Oppo Students Discover "Free Speech" Doesn't Mean Getting Free Stuff To Speak; No Longer Interested
2007.07.02:
The Beautiful Rev
2007.07.02:
Hugo Chavez Uses ‘Decree’ Power to Keep Corrupt Criminal Buddy Out of Jail!
2007.07.02:
Pat Robertson Still Hates Chavez, Still Really Crazy
2007.07.01:
Swallowing the Family Jewels
2007.06.29:
Jewels for Today’s Postmodern Family
2007.06.28:
Lefkosia, Northern Cyprus
2007.06.28:
Dept. of The Feeling is Mutual
2007.06.28:
Some Countries Are More Equal Than Others
2007.06.27:
Making Tomorrow's Jewels, Today!
2007.06.26:
To Do/To Don’t: Washington, DC Edition
2007.06.26:
Paging Arthur Miller
2007.06.25:
At the Copa (America)
2007.06.24:
Psycho-Killer Prefers Bloodier BoRev
2007.06.22:
Lübeck, Germany
2007.06.22:
Títulares and Asininity: Credible Sources
2007.06.22:
Never Again! And Again And Again.
2007.06.21:
Do We Have To Start Paying Their Cable Bill, Too?
2007.06.21:
Bush: We Don’t Co-Op Black Culture, We Just Mock It
2007.06.20:
Why We Can’t Afford a National Health Care System, Part 3,149
2007.06.19:
Washington, DC
2007.06.19:
Colombia’s Sketchiest Home Videos
2007.06.19:
Sure It Works in Practice, But How Does it Do In Theory?
2007.06.18:
I’m Robert Zoellick. Please Take My Milk Money.
2007.06.18:
Where Did You Aprender Your Bonita Español, Mamacita?
2007.06.17:
Tokyo, Japan
2007.06.17:
The Blind and The Dumb
2007.06.17:
Does This Flightsuit Make My Package Look Bigger?
2007.06.17:
Hey Poor People! Meet Your New Overlord
2007.06.15:
Somebody’s Going To Lose Their Job
2007.06.15:
Hey! Anderson Cooper Never Told Me That
2007.06.15:
The Best President Ever!
2007.06.14:
Technically, They Are Called “The Malvinas”
2007.06.14:
The War on Democracy
2007.06.13:
Fool Me Twice. You Can’t Get Fooled Again.
2007.06.12:
Yakima, Washington
2007.06.12:
Títulares & Asininity: Secrets
2007.06.12:
That Militarized Venezuela
2007.06.12:
Pink Macaroons and a Million Balloons And Performing Baboons
2007.06.11:
Totally Whacked
2007.06.10:
Indianapolis, Indiana
2007.06.10:
Títulares & Asininity: Missed Opportunities
2007.06.10:
The Holy Spirit is My Editor
2007.06.07:
Mein Gott!
2007.06.06:
Camotlan, Mexico
2007.06.06:
Títulares & Asininity: This Mad Mad World
2007.06.06:
Fuck Off. I’m Back.
2007.06.06:
Our Empire In Decline
2007.05.31:
The Onion meets Black Flag meets a cold brew
2007.05.30:
Bart Jones in LA Times, setting record straight on RCTV
2007.05.29:
Shitty Crescent Goes John Birch
2007.05.28:
Tongues Wag, Readers Gag
2007.05.25:
'08 candidates clench collective nut sack
2007.05.24:
Fucked at the negotiating table
2007.05.24:
Gone Fishin'
2007.05.23:
Paris, France
2007.05.23:
Títulares and Asininity: People Suck
2007.05.23:
A Wrinkle In Katie Couric’s Nefarious Plans
2007.05.22:
Lima, Peru
2007.05.22:
Títulares & Asininity: Click it, Shoot it, or Fuck it.
2007.05.22:
Well, excuuuuuuu-use me!
2007.05.22:
I’m Connie Mack. Please Look At Me.
2007.05.21:
A Blog We Could Learn to Love
2007.05.21:
Títulares & Asininity: Fecal Matter
2007.05.21:
Jacked Up on the Jack Bauer
2007.05.20:
New York City
2007.05.20:
Títulares & Asininity: Personal Preferences
2007.05.19:
The Phantom Menace
2007.05.18:
Washington, DC
2007.05.18:
Because A Ridiculously Large Mustache Doesn’t Quite Compensate For A Ridiculously Small Penis…
2007.05.18:
Department of Managing Expectations
2007.05.18:
Costa Rica Gets Down with the BoRev
2007.05.18:
Third-World Tax Dollars at Work
2007.05.17:
Hey, Hey, Hey
2007.05.17:
Títulares & Asininity: Whiners
2007.05.17:
New York Times Publishes Original Venezuela Story—Almost.
2007.05.16:
Port-au-Prince, Haiti
2007.05.16:
Títulares & Asininity: Bad Management Decisions
2007.05.16:
The Business & Media Institute Takes a Stand for the Big Guy
2007.05.16:
Lame Moments In Destabilization: Dept. of Document Fakery
2007.05.16:
Outdated Concepts of “Time,” “Space” No Match for Invisible Hand of the Market
2007.05.16:
Another Day, Another Fresh New Hell
2007.05.15:
South Bend, Indiana
2007.05.15:
Títulares & Asininity: Tired Old Chestnuts
2007.05.15:
And They Looked So Innocent: Cute Iddle Babies As A Weapon of Fascism
2007.05.15:
Bogotá Hell: I Got the Ill Communication
2007.05.14:
Tucson, Arizona
2007.05.14:
Títulares & Asininity: Coercive Power
2007.05.14:
RCTV Finally Screws the Putsch
2007.05.13:
Títulares & Asininity: With Friends Like These
2007.05.13:
Larry Craig Is Not Trying To Distract You When He Talks About Venezuela
2007.05.11:
Charlottesville, Virginia
2007.05.11:
Títulares and Asininity: Half-Caf Mocha Frap
2007.05.11:
Taking the Long Way Home
2007.05.11:
New York City
2007.05.11:
Headline Hinjinks
2007.05.10:
Requiem for a Douchebag
2007.05.09:
Caracas, Venezuela
2007.05.09:
Títulares & Asininity: Death Throws
2007.05.09:
Ku Klux Krazy! Meet the New Face of USAID
2007.05.09:
Miami Justice
2007.05.08:
BoRev Photo Project: Join the Fun
2007.05.08:
Títulares & Asininity: Naked Terror
2007.05.08:
Join the Kids-Only Global Jihad for Apple Pie and Jesus!
2007.05.07:
Miami, Florida
2007.05.06:
Venezuela in Turmoil as Poor People Hog All the Good Mayo
2007.05.06:
Títulares & Asininity: Academic Freedom
2007.05.06:
Never Again! We Mean It This Time. Really.
2007.05.06:
Are You Still A Sep. 10th Dead-Ender?
2007.05.04:
Colombian Prez Blows a Gasket
2007.05.04:
Finding North...And the Rest of Those Dillweeds
2007.05.03:
Títulares and Asininity: Power Games
2007.05.03:
Laundering Reality
2007.05.02:
Cocaine
2007.05.02:
Nasty, Brutish and Short: Alvaro Uribe comes to DC
2007.05.02:
That’s Loyalty To Us, Not To Yourselves, Commies!
2007.05.01:
Everyone’s Doing It
2007.05.01:
I'm Ready for My Close Up, Mr. Demille
2007.04.30:
Put Yourself In Randy's Shoes! Or: Who Would You Do?
2007.04.30:
A Rant. If I May.
2007.04.30:
Títulares & Asininity: Follow the Money
2007.04.30:
What, Me Worry?
2007.04.30:
U.S. Latinos Gather in Washington to Combat Hugo Chavez, U.S. Latinos
2007.04.28:
Revealed! USAID Bent on World Domination/Submission
2007.04.27: